walking the line between dating and just friends... because to me, it's in shades of grayness

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Dating Rule #9

Unless you desire to be immediately dumped, never attempt to sing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston to any flame... past, present, future, real, or imagined. 
It didn't even work for Whitney.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Steps to Recovery #2

Hit on every attractive girl you see... either verbally, mentally, or telepathically.