Rule #1

All is fair in Love and War. 'nuf said...

Steps to Recovery #1

Delete her phone number!

Rule #47

If a girl says that she still really likes you and wants to be friends, and then never calls you... she was lying and you were just a booty call. 

Rule #18

The best way to break up with any significant other is by severing all lines of communication. They never deserve a phone call or text.